Friday, July 29, 2005

Worst Writer's Awards

I love this contest. I plan to win it someday. Here's the winner of the 2005 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. Mr. Bulwer-Lytton is the writer who wrote the line that Snoopy has stolen so many times in the Peanuts comic strip..."It was a dark and stormy night". The contest looks for the worst first lines of a fictional novel. Some of these are great. I swear, I can write this bad, I know I can.

The winners are great.

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